I always wonder how many potholes there are in the road less taken. I mean it’s great to go where others don’t, but is it maintained?

Quickly look down, now you tell me, when you were little did you ever imagine that you’d be wearing those shoes? Mind blowing isn’t it?

Still waiting for them to make reversible diapers, maybe with teflon coating...

I have my moments, I just can’t remember where I put them.

Why don’t they make chocolate horses for Easter with a belly full of gummy bears. Educational and sweet!

I don’t know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn’t feel any happier!!

The man said, “The toy cars are a dollar a piece”. The boy thought about that a moment and asked, “How much for the whole thing?

Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of course you’ll want to shrink wrap these books because you want people to buy them before they get sucked into another dimension.

I remember a bully once telling me that he was going to beat the stuffing out of me. After numerous blows it was evident to both of us that I didn’t have any!!

You shouldn’t follow your heart unless you can keep a beat.