It’s a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.

My mother, she’s like, She can work on herself.

I’m friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.

Once you’re able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn’t understand why the weight wasn’t just falling off.

You sort of go, All right, I'm going to go out and give it a shot. I wanted more. I figured I'd get out while that ship was still sailing.

the only time I ever hear from old boyfriends is when they *69 me.

kick in a little bit of money for the house.

When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody.

When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.