58 percent of the questioned residents still trust the police to do “the right thing” while only about 10 to 15 percent trust the government officials and politicians.

How love works: Proximity leads to intimacy, and intimacy leads to a relationship. In other words, people who are around each other a lot, get close, and end up hooking up. So it’s no great mystery why bosses and secretaries or co-workers or classmates end up dating each other.

Heaven is a place where all the dogs you’ve ever loved come to greet you.

It’s better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Some guys like to undermine a girl’s self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn’t hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

Democracy’s fatal flaw: There are more dumb people than smart people. Welcome to the new Dark Ages!

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” -Mark Twain.

A cow’s heaven is a flower’s idea of hell.

Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can’t win. If you live, you don’t get the money. If you die, you don’t get to enjoy the money.