I didn’t know what to say, but one thing was for sure: The Bank of Ted was closed.

Dan is my ordinary friend. Everybody should have at least one ordinary friend and Dan is as ordinary as they come. He is so ordinary that most people have to meet him six or seven times before they remember his name.

So I sit and endure the stares and the pangs and twinges of Catholic guilt, knowing that I am doing the right thing if I’m right, and the right thing even if I’m wrong. Being Catholic is hard. Being ex-Catholic is even harder.

You already have the capacity to travel through time. Simply wait for the future to arrive.

So who are you today?

Destiny? My destiny is what I make of it!

Guys have four personalities: the one they use with their parents, the one they use around other adults, the one they use for talking to girls, and the one they use for hanging with their friends. Leakage between the various personality types can cause serious problems.

Murphy’s face went through several mutations as he spoke, as if small animals were scurrying about just beneath his skin.

I suppose if we forgot stuff we’ll never know we forgot it, because we won’t remember.

How do you know it’s not true if you don’t believe in it?