I tip like crazy. They'll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive.

Saddam was a bastard, but he was our bastard.

Oprah is more than an institution. Oprah is a very special star in the firmament. I can’t imagine a greater success than she’s enjoyed.

I believe celebrity spoils people – some worse than others.

The House looks like more fun. It’s like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.

If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I’m not sure I’d be able to...

I’m not a pacifist. I’m not that brave.

In a network situation, a vice president, while he’s shaving, can decide your history.

I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I’m now living as a woman in Mississippi.

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it’s called a bonus.