It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn’t match what you dreamed it would be.

The only time anyone’s admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they’re better than me.

People age even when you’re not looking.

Things aren’t magically better if that’s what you’re hoping for. It’s not that simple.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you’d rather be lazy and dead sooner.

That’s the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

Ed Wood served a great purpose – mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Success only hurts the first time.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.