I never want to give up stand-up. Because I still get a thrill out of it.

I realized I need to work. I need to be creative. As much as I have angst and anxiety, when I'm idle, it's even more. I have to keep moving. Otherwise, I catch up with myself.

I don't get sick.

I'm from New York.

I still do standup.

I live in L.A. Now.

I don't watch 'Mad Men.'

Anna would be just as happy with me if I were a plumber. As a matter of fact, when she married me, I was working at a bank and living at home. I didn't move out until I was 29!

When you're in the living room every week for nine years as one character, it's hard for some people to see you as someone else.

I go to Hooters for lunch every day. Then for coffee.