Other dogs look at French Poodles and wonder if they are members of some strange religious cult.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, 'Will we ever make love again?' He said, 'Yes...but not with each other.'

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him 'I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children.' They leave skid marks.

Men like to barbecue. Men like to cook only if danger is involved.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage-they've experienced pain and bought jewelry

My husband and I are are going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes if I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.