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Roseanne Barr

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Cherokee princess, I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as princesses among Native people.
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Cherokee princess, I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as princesses among Native people.
Men can read maps better than women cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
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Men can read maps better than women cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
Half the world's starving, the other half is trying to lose weight.
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Half the world's starving, the other half is trying to lose weight.
Once you get away from wanting to get paid, you can actually say some true things
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Once you get away from wanting to get paid, you can actually say some true things
I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.
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I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.
The way I feel, if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I've done my job.
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The way I feel, if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I've done my job.
I know how to do anything I'm a mom.
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I know how to do anything I'm a mom.
I quit smoking. I feel better I smell better and it's safer to drink from old beer cans around the house.
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I quit smoking. I feel better I smell better and it's safer to drink from old beer cans around the house.
The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
People are so rude to smokers. You'd think they'd try to be nicer to people who are dying.
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People are so rude to smokers. You'd think they'd try to be nicer to people who are dying.
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