Oh, and by the way, I sure thought about him a lot for someone I never wanted to see again.

Focus, Amy. Just because he looked great in the saddle did not mean he wasn’t an axe murderer.

I was the designated grown up in a family that operated in different reality than the rest of the world.

Great Caesar’s goat.” Phin’s voice floated down from the rim of the sinkhole. “The earth caves in, and you two are making out?

I was generally pro-bat, except when I was trekking through the dark trying not to think about the dire fate of every horror movie character stupid enough to go into the dark with a flashlight and check the fuses.

That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn’t want it to be Verizon Wireless.

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

She was the only creature in the world who would really care if something happened to me, even if it was only because I was the bringer of kibble.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

Taylor: what do you hear? Daisy: Nothing but rain.