Quotes by Russell Howard

I'm really not into technology at all. My brother has to plug the Xbox in for me.

Question Time' is a nice forum for reasoned political debate. There's no point having me on there trying to crack jokes.

If you're doing 70 gigs in a tour, there's a lot of responsibility. People need a big night out, and you're providing it.

Britain is perceived as a laughing stock and a mess. It's a very scary and divided place.

I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes!

There's a lot of brilliant comics who are amazing, but you can see them doing the same 20 minutes that they were doing five years ago, verbatim. I think that doesn't lend itself to progressing.

I wanna be incidental characters in 'Only Fools and Horses,' that would have been good. I wouldn't mind playing Trigger, Trigger would have been good.

Yeah, I'd love to write a film, that'd be great.

It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things and you go on stage at the end of the night and chat about it.

Sometimes improv doesn't work on TV because the audience had heard the thing that was shouted and they're very much alive, the audience in the room - they're alive in that moment. Whereas the audience sat at home on the sofa, it feels like it's part of a party that they haven't been invited to.