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Sam Ewing

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Sam Ewing was an American journalist and humorist. Born on January 1, 1921, he was a citizen of the United States who worked in both journalism and humor.

Ewing died on January 1, 2001.

Quotes by Sam Ewing

Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
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Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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Holidays: Two weeks on the sunny sands ? and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Holidays: Two weeks on the sunny sands ? and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There’s little change in them.
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Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There’s little change in them.
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Wouldn’t you like to weigh what it says on your driver’s license?
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Wouldn’t you like to weigh what it says on your driver’s license?
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A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn’t have time to come in.
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A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn’t have time to come in.
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President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we’re all doing it.
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President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we’re all doing it.
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The sight of home looks best after you’ve traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
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The sight of home looks best after you’ve traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
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If you believe the past can’t be changed, you haven’t read a celebrity’s autobiography.
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If you believe the past can’t be changed, you haven’t read a celebrity’s autobiography.
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On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, “Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device”. The question is, why doesn’t the plane just become a boat?
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On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, “Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device”. The question is, why doesn’t the plane just become a boat?
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