I've never kept a record of anything.

Some age, others mature.

There’s something fundamentally wrong with a system where there’s been 17 years of a Tory Government and the people of Scotland have voted Socialist for 17 years. That hardly seems democratic.

More than anything else, I’d like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.

I’ve never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit.

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn’t speak English and I couldn’t speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations – that’s why we got married really quickly.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I’d like to kill him.

There are women who take it to the wire. That’s what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.

I unfortunately don’t speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

I like women. I don’t understand them, but I like them.