Quotes by Seth MacFarlane

I'm bad at golf.

The resistance to science is idiotic.

I had – I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he’s funny.

The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It’s too bad because it’s so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science.

If you literally believe the story of Noah, try getting a monkey in a car during a storm. It’s almost impossible. Now do it one more time.

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it’s just going to be that much funnier. And there’s no better example of that than ‘Monty Python.’

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify.

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That’s what works. That’s one of the things that’s funny.

I don’t gravitate toward any particular genre. I like to do things that interest me, regardless of genre. I’ve had a blast doing Cosmos, and I’m said that it’s coming to an end. I would like to do something else like that.