I'd rather be dead than dying.

What is the value of your existence?

Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy.

The undiscovered country is a dream I cannot imagine. There are no Elysian fields for a person of my character.

I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.

Genetically speaking, most humans really don't do much for the health of the species.

I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die.

Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.

Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.

Complying with this legislation is costly for our business so to find out that a government funded-body is encouraging companies to ignore the law is appalling and puts us at a significant disadvantage to those companies simply because we are law abiding.