I'm American. Very American. Like, I-might-have-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-for-dinner American.

For the dreadful scourge has returned, and once more warriors must walk the green fields of England!

Longbows, crossbows, hair bows, rainbows – that’s not the point.

It was more like the final piece in a puzzle: Even if it’s missing, one can know its shape from the blank space it’s meant to fill.

Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one’s own was beyond the pale.

A battle cry" Mr. Bennet said "is a warrior's calling card. Only it does not say 'Good afternoon. I have come for tea and crumpets.' It says 'Death has come for you! Flee or be killed where you stand!

Zombies are a fairly new addition to the cannon of monsterdom. Really, the modern zombie goes back just to the 'Night of the Living Dead.' There's a ton of material out there, but it seems like there's not a lot of diversity out there.

Without Leonard Nimoy, there would have been no 'Star Trek' phenomenon. And without 'Star Trek'... well, that's a parallel universe most of us probably wouldn't want to visit.

I like zombies; I like them fine. But I don't have a long list of zombie movies or books that are among my favorite things in the world.

Good titles are hard, people. Just ask the guy who came up with 'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.'