Sometimes I feel compelled to read parts of these memoirs so I can remember things about me that I don’t remember.

There’s nothing like an Aerosmith groove.

I’ll tell you what’s fun – finding the right stewardess and turning her upside down in the back of a plane.

I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said ‘No, man, I’ve got enough problems.’

I have a big ego, but I don’t buy into it. I can’t live off the ego. It’s an honor that I get to be that guy onstage. It’s not something I earned.

I can’t live off the ego.

If it shakes you in the right places, it’s Gods gift.

We can look, but we’d better not touch.

My feet have been my best friend for the last 40 years. I’ve just been a dancing fool on stage, and after awhile you just kind of wear them out.

I’m grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.