I'm just charmingly decorative.

There is no crying in clubland.

Boys who slay monsters for their friends are dreamy.

We're going to go sit and chat.""Nice euphemism.

Even if I win, what will my future hold? Can I put "saved world" on a college application? If I fulfil my destiny next week, where do I go from there? A Where Are They Now pity piece in some Greek god trash rag?

I want a life. Not an afterlife.

Tree cutting and yoga, who knew Bethany was so multi-talented.

One wrong move and I'm sleeping with the fishes?"Zeus' brow creased in confusion. "Why would you sleep in water?"Hades looked at his brother like he was a moron. "It's The Godfather...Forget it.

There's blind faith and then there's 'did you walk into a bus and suffer brain damages' faith!

My father toasted me mockingly with his glass. "Then eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you die.""Next week," Hades interrupted.Zeus glowered at him. "Yes, obviously, but I was using a metaphor.""No," his brother replied. "You were paraphrasing. Badly.