We're all born bald, baby.

I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.

Being baldplate is an unfailing sex magnet.

I'm a romantic realist. I knew I would become a star, just as I know some day the bubble will burst.

I was born with a romantic nature, and I'll carry it to my grave.

I'm a proud Greek. I carry my Hellenism like a badge of merit.

I came from a tough neighborhood. I used to be a 'dirty Greek.'