Don’t waste your energy trying to change opinions do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.

Researchers reported that they developed a 'self-healing' plastic that repairs itself if cracked. Plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty, which is: ‘Who cares?

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.

I think adoption is a wonderful thing. Three of my nine siblings were adopted. And someday, I'm gonna find them.

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist.

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions. Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty which is, who cares?

Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.