I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake.

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

I wasn’t as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up.

I haven’t done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There’s tons of it, and they’re better paid.