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Tom Sharpe
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Quotes by Tom Sharpe

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While he lived a violent life in his imagination, Eva, lacking any imagination at all, lived violently in fact.

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The number of choirboys indecently assaulted annually by vicars and churchwardens may lead you to suppose that England is a deeply religious country. I.

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The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading “The Mill on the Floss” to Motor Mechanics.

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Liberal studies means... ” said Mrs Chatterway, who prided herself on being an advocate of progressive education, in which role she had made a substantial contribution to the illiteracy rate in several previously good primary schools.

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I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials.
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