All food is just a vehicle for transporting butter to my mouth.

The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt.

I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole – it’s called “Joining the Property Market” and it trumps war for stress!

Darling, I’m so unutterably bored as to be a hazard.

I truly believe that the boredom of illness is parlous to one’s health.

It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter.

The spirit of Mayfair beats in the soul of dandies and dandizettes everywhere.

Not only was Miss Cribbe bearded, and always trying to get chummy with us like we we're her real children or something, but she had a disgusting incontinent springer spaniel called Misty, who was constantly sneaking in to the dorms and weeing on our duvets

My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?

Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles.