There is no fact-checking on tertiary celebrities. You can say whatever you’d like, and it will just rise up again.

I’ve been in Los Angeles for a while, and the kind of psychological connection that one makes to people, it just doesn’t happen out here.

I think most people’s careers in theater are based on delusion. It’s just that mine started early.

One good thing about TV Land is you’re always surrounded by people who know what they’re doing, in terms of your fellow actors.

I have this assemblage of small facts, which looks like intelligence but no real depth of knowledge about anything. That’s why I’m an actor.

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d see a lot more kids staying in school.

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don’t like. You exaggerate it, and it’s funny.

Whatever road you’ve been given, enjoy that road.

I want to go skydiving. I’d love to go to the Galapagos. Nature still excites me.

I’m a wuss – a complete wuss!