I'm really not into the possessive caveman shit.

I invested in a box of paper bags today." ~ Andrew Hamilton

And can you please have the janitor check my floor for fucking superglue?” ~ Andrew Hamilton

When I first saw you tonight," he lowered his voice and whispered in my ear, "I wanted to drag you out of here, drive you home, and fuck you in every room of my house for the rest of the weekend.

Any relationship built solely on instant attraction is a recipe for failure.

I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.

I'm going to miss you... so fucking much.

I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she'd noticed that every time I was asked to give a suggestion about an ex-husband to a grieving divorcee, I always said, "You should have him murdered.

I'm honestly ashamed to call you my friend sometimes.

What are you doing?'If I texted back too soon, he would think I wasn't doing anything and then he would probably try to come over. I watched another episode before texting him again: 'Watching Kim K. shop for a dress. You?'He texted back: 'Standing outside your door'.Shit!