The only road to the highest stations in this country is that of the law.

I have known lots of adults who enjoyed similar enthusiasms as a kid and weren’t encouraged and then didn’t go anywhere with it and so they’re unhappy in their jobs as adults.

And they’re also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.

Nightlight, who never slept and never dreamed, would keep nightmares, both imagined and real, away.

I’ve always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you’re not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy’s Booger, got me in trouble with the principal’s office.

If you really want to tell stories, do it and don’t be dissuaded.

You know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that’s happened to me can apply.

Apart from my absolute belief in National Socialism and my conviction of Hitler’s superhuman heroism, I had always been attracted to Germany.

The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called ‘Billy’s Booger.’ It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.

I don’t regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune.