You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it.

No place but Texas would I ever roam. No place but Texas, my home, sweet home.

Forgive, forget all of our broken promises / We run, run, run to loose it all / These days, are darker and they draw me in / And I left a trail but no one missed me in, in the end

All the broken promises / Love could never be like this / Lips that give the tender kiss / Make the broken promises

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here.

You promised everything / But that was yesterday / You threw it all away / Ain't it a shame / Love's a game / Full of broken promises

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results

The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had another for dessert.

Love is like a dying ember, and only memories remain. And through the ages, I'll remember blue eyes crying in the rain.

"Will you tell me somethin', Mr. LumberjackIs it one for forward and three for back?"