So when she's just a random girl from school you don't give her a second look, but as soon as she accidentally informs you that she wants to jump your bones, you're suddenly in love with her. Men are such predictable twats, honestly."I didn't bother arguing with that, because, to be fair, she had a point.
-Tom Ellen
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