Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels

We've got chicken, hamburgers and shrimp, ... but we're running out of paper plates.

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

The thing is, all these figures, it's like paying $6 for McDonald's hamburgers for the rest of us. It's at a whole different level.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

I really like hamburgers and French fries, and I don't consider myself some kind of gourmand.

What?" I ask. "I'm developing a theory." "And it is?" She picks up her hamburger, grins, and says, "That you have a death wish.

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?

Also, my husband says their hamburgers are like the ones his mother used to make.

I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I feel like a New Yorker now, I've lived here for sixteen years.