Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

Holding back is so close to stealing.

I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sounds exactly the same, Infact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.

being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness.

Personally I don't spend much time thinking about being funny. For me it's always been just a way to get by, a way to be likable yet to remain removed. When I speak up, it's not because I have any particular answers; rather, I have a desire to puncture the pretentiousness of those who seem so certain they do.

What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

The secret to success is to subjugate your ego and serve others.

The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?