I'm like a mad professor, but without the spiky hair.

A professor is one who can speak on any subject - for precisely fifty minutes.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

I could get a better education interviewing John Steinbeck than talking to an English professor about novels.

A practitioner in panegyric, or, to speak more plainly, a professor of the art of puffing.

Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.

I want to be an activist professor.

Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hinted that he might be poisoning one of them before Christmas to see if their antidote worked.

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

And I went off to Stanford, I was pretty young and pretty naive. And I had a professor I really loved, who was himself a lawyer.