I would never play in England in another shirt other than Arsenal's.

I have this old worn-out, skintight T-shirt that I love. That's sexy.

As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it.

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.

If you don't put out a shirt for eight months, that doesn't mean it took you eight months to make the shirt.

I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Girls don’t really recognize me on the street. No one has tried to serenade me or rip my shirt off.

We're overwhelmed by the bidding. This is already way over what any of us thought the shirts would bring.

Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt.