I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further.

With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.

The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

It's always funny that you can try and try again to steal all your critics' ammo, predict their responses, but no matter what, they'll still have a water gun stashed somewhere.

After each of his books, the writer, for a while, feels once again that he can now die happy.

If I were to vote, I would intentionally vote for the goofiest candidate. It is my theory that when the people can outwit the leader, the more respected their voices will be.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.