76 Quotes by Aaron Kyle Andresen

4 months and I outlive Jesus!

You could say I’ve spent most of my life as a heathen and a hypocrite. I’ve blasphemed God’s name more times than I can count. I’ve sinned countlessly. Through it all, God has always protected me. His love is never ending and ceaseless. In my experience, His love has been everything He’s ever promised. I want you to know that love, because it is the most heartwarming thing imaginable.

You know you're a made man when you've found a job you're so passionate about that the world's sexiest women are undressing themselves in front of you and they've still got to put in all the work if they want to get laid.

Speak your confident life force into my ninja ass, Callum.

It's always rewarding watching your homeboys get decapitated.

I have not lived a lot of my life as a godly man, yet I am writing a godly book. It’s not complicated. The godliest heroes of the Bible were flawed and imperfect. Being realistic, we all are.

Come on, ho. Let's elope.

So, can I have kids with the bitch before I put her six-feet deep?

I've never been more excited to murder my wife.