12 Quotes by Addison Mizner

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.

Poets are born, not paid.

Never call a man a fool; borrow from him

They also swear who only stand and wait.