68 Quotes by Allan Dare Pearce

Mellow is how I feel right now. I feel in perfect tune with the world right now.

He gives tap dancing lessons to dolts, and you've been recommended by those in the know.

Does anyone like a fat old cow?""Maybe other fat old cows?

Anyone hurts my family, I slap them down. A man does for family. That's one of the rules I got from my pa. His rules for being a man.

Son of a bitch! Even dead people are after my ass today.

I believe you get up in the morning and do the best you can.

Humble' is another way or saying 'simple' or 'poor' like we can't have fun; we can't roll up the rugs and dance, or tap the sap, or make decorations for a tree. It's pious and is just the sort of thing that lectures a room or depresses it, and you have to have a wall hanging because the old biddies say so, but you don't like it and you wish you didn't need it. In fact, you absolutely hate it.

Staying home is overrated.

I don't care about legal. Is it wise?