42 Quotes by Ben Ditmars

Think positive. Think green.

Perhaps your desire will help her see what you see, but if she cheats on him with you, there’s a good chance she won’t leave him. And you’re left where she is with a jerk. Take it from a nice guy and a wallflower.

If i were alcohol... I would burn as you swallowed me whole.

Hi, you don't know me, but I happen to be married to the man who continues to rudely interrupt you every two minutes.

glass will cutyou every day, andsometimes you willcrawl through hellto feel the sun.

He lost hair and yelled, but never hit Leanne. She was still his little girl. Memories of war could never change that.

I really don't want to discuss the merits of cabbage with you.

I screamed but he couldn't hear me over the blast of the gun or the explosions that followed. I wish I had never touched the damn thing. Guns cause more problems than they're worth.

life is eithera daring adventureor quiet moments spent with chocolateand your tortured sanity.