6 Quotes by Christopher Volkay

The chimps have a god too. He has a tail, furry as hell and he rides a great big ripe banana across the sky.

Materialism was invented to give the ugly something to do.

If religion is the opiate of the masses, then sex is the cocaine.

We are told that man is the smartest of the animals, and of course it's true. But what's the competition? A buffalo? A turkey? A big slippery tuna? C'mon, that's what you're proud of? Wow?

Peruse the human mouth carefully, when smiling. The third teeth back on top are said to be canines. They protrude down a little more than the other teeth. What they really are are our fangs and I never quite forget that, merely out of self-preservation.

Nothing true requires belief.