126 Quotes by Comic Strip Mama

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

These days, “getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!

I suffer from ADDAD.... Attention Deficit Doing ANYTHING Disorder! It's where you set a goal to do certain things, then you start to do one thing, but get distracted by other things, which causes you to bounce around from thing to thing only to end up doing a lot of things with nothing to show for it!!

I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.

WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!

WINE!Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!