13 Quotes by Deb Baker

I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.

The difference between men and women is this--if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover the private parts with her hands. A man will sit there just like you found him even if he doesn't have much to be proud of.

Nobody, but nobody, is going to get our guns, even if it means burying most of them in the ground and taking a final stand with our legs spread wide and our favorite firing power nestled in our arms.

You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-up grime, but you can eat off the barrel of his gun.

You have so much love in you. Trust your firends and family. They're all you have, but they're precious, the most important part of your life.

I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles.

An investigator has to have a defense arsenal. Heck, every woman alive should have one if she wants to stay that way.

It's amazing what the possiblity of romance can do to you. I'm self-conscious now in ways I never was before.

If they're defying authority in regards to this immigration protest, they're going to be suspended, regardless of their ethnic background.