82 Quotes by Dmitry Dyatlov

now that I have self-esteem, you really can't afford me

while you can't really 'choose' who the heart falls for next, you can certainly understand the dysfunctional forces and life patterns that keep towing your life around from one 'special' person to another... and that realization is always something to appreciate.

Read? why read. if you read the news, you're probably reading fiction masquerading as fact. Same with history. Read books... novels, I guess isn't horrible if you just want to kill some time. read how-to books, you're probably reading bad advice. read emails, you're probably reading broken promises. why read? It’s 2020. We have television.

I met a girl named Shelby once or twice. For some reason, the image of a car sprung to mind. After some liquid courage, I asked her. How she would like to make my babies. She blocked me on that one social media network. I was expecting a business plan. See, her father tricked me. He made me believe I was dealing with a rational human being. But, hey, maybe we all learned something... didn't we?

If United States attempts to steal foreign resources were actually aimed at helping "people" then I would probably still be in Russia right now.... instead, I am an unemployed alcoholic living with my Mom in Michigan. And I blame it on the Jews. Grab some Buds.

Sponsor said relationships are fertilizer for character defects. I thought about it, prayed about it, and agreed. I guess it's better to minimize damage, adopt a sane and sound ideal, and buy pussy from now on.

That's not who I am, and you aren't paying me enough to be an actor.

I stopped slut-shaming a long time ago, so don't give me shit for living with my mother. It's basically the same thing if you think about it. If you can't grow the fuck up, don't expect me to do a helluva lot of work either.

I felt sad for a parakeet the other day. He sings so much. Probably just wants a girlfriend.