83 Quotes by Earl Wilson

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?