79 Quotes by J.S. Mason

or like a piece from the baroque period which is before things were fixed

The mule took out two small jars, one of a white gooey texture and another of a blueish red liquid that wasn’t purple because the mule had skipped art class when he was younger

He touched the wall and the paint was cold so it probably needed another coat.

The guests also clanked together the special romantic shaped forks with hearts on the points, called valentines.

But before the man could reach the door, there was a knock, like one that happens to precipitate a courtship meeting for two punctuation marks that are going out to dinner and one really doesn’t like the restaurant, but goes anyway because they’re a comma dating.

but only after our own respective prides slowly melted away, like a lion family ice sculpture being left near those restaurant heaters that a maître d’ was going to have to blame a waiter for so she could keep her job and he could lose his as payback for him dumping her for the ice sculptor.

like two single people playing cat and mouse for way too long, where the cheese has long since expired for the mouse and the mouse is way too malnourished for the cat.

was glad to be off the hook, which had been the second time that week as she had recently broke an addiction from fishing on the nearby bay

He also would be traveling soon as he heard that the best deals on baby furniture were in The Cribbean.