79 Quotes by J.S. Mason

The judge drummed with his fingers on his desk but the band of toes still wouldn’t let him in yet. Though he didn’t want to be in that special orchestra where a practical joker was known to put water and a powdered fruity dessert mix in large stringed instruments of which the stunt was known as cello Jello.

male seahorse, complaining and nagging and wondered why those two verbs are deemed feminine and attributed to female behavior when males are capable of and do that just as often

had his fingerprints taken and coffeemug shot taken from all four angles of him sipping a cup of coffee

That and the music was blaring. So loud that the radio station asked if they could keep it down as they cared about the safety of their listeners.

Don’t judge a book by its cover because the criminal justice system is already overcrowded as it is.

which is why mimes are rarely invited to birthday parties, as the gifts they gave were usually invisible boxes.

even that store with a counter-productive name that must have been created by a linguist, called ‘Tattalso parlor’ in lieu of the much more conventional ‘Tattoo’.

one man asked his friend, 'So how is her figure?', to which the reply was, 'Ballpark'.

this Mime here said to the others 'I wouldn’t talk if I were you' before their exam.