79 Quotes by J.S. Mason

flurry of tuna that ate a caduceus because they had a lot of mercury in them

like someone who obsessively collects paintings of hoarders

The book that he wanted was in an area that seemed barren and deserted from the rest of the library, like a friend who had been alienated for committing a social faux pas such as pronouncing French words with the English “x” and “s” sound, not the “faux pas” referring to the loser in a paternity test battle.

The lion forever owed his pride and life to his wife, showing some humility, but we’ve all done things we’re not proud of.

My genetics have been in my family for generations.

His mentality was dressed up as a moral code, but when naked, was simply a preference.

He had been shuffled out so quickly he didn’t even realize what he was wearing, like a King of Spades who wanted to file a complaint to the playing card company manufacturer for not drawing him a garden tool like he specifically asked for.

The wolves were now permanently mute out of almost three week long perpetual fear of the penguin, and this was agreeable to the penguin, who was much pleased, contrary to the redundancy of the latter part of this sentence where he certainly was not pleased.

the most traumatized are the ones who shape our culture like a microbiologist shapes clay on their lunch break after looking at too many cultures,' the skunk explained.