438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.