9 Quotes by Johnny Moscato

Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.

I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered

It's funny how often we celebrate by poisoning ourselves

Laughter shouldn’t be considered the best medicine. It should be a daily supplement taken in large doses whenever possible.

It's very difficult to kill somebody in a movie, unless it was an accident.

I'm just going wherever the brainstorm takes me.

Aisle 1- Seedless grapes. Aisle 2- Grapeseed extract. WTF?

One of the best feelings in the world is reading a review by a complete stranger saying that your book is one of the best they've ever read.

Fun Fact: Grapefruit contains zero grapes.