137 Quotes by Josh Stern

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Only the good die young, the bad petite-mort

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway