137 Quotes by Josh Stern

Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school

To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it

I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers

‎'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!

If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane