137 Quotes by Josh Stern

Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff

If you deny the existence of a higher being, you've never been to rehab

If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts in your mouth

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius

I have a keen sense of the oblivious